Posts Tagged ‘Jim Kelly’

Lane Kiffin Must Be The Woman! – Urban Meyer Wins Bet.

September 18, 2009

After getting beaten and humiliated by the Florida Gators, Urban Meyer, Tim Tebow and the water boys…Tennessee Head Football Coach Lane Kifin was forced to dress like his smoking hot wife Layla and join Urban Meyer for his festive victory dance at “The Swamp” ballroom and saloon on University Ave.

Kiffin was further humiliated after this dance, by being forced to dance like a can-can girl by local police officers and homeless people curbside.

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SEC football coaches Urban Meyer and Lane Kiffin star in remake of classic movie, “It’s a Wonderful Life.”

September 16, 2009

The film takes place in the fictional town of Knoxford Falls shortly after the depression and stars Lane Kiffin as Coach Vol, a man whose imminent suicide on the eve of the Gator game gains the attention of his guardian angel, Phil Fulmer) who is sent to help him in his hour of need. Much of the film is told through flashbacks spanning Kiffin’s entire life and narrated by Tebow and Spikes, unseen Angels who are preparing Fulmer for his mission to save Kiffin. Through these flashbacks we see all the people whose lives have been touched by Kiffin and the indifference he has made to the community in which he lives and is secretly trying to escape from.

Susan Boyle Gets Married to American Football Star! “Britain’s Got Talent” overnight sensation accepts proposal on live TV show.

April 17, 2009
Susan Boyle Accepts Tim Tebow's Marriage Proposal on LIVE TV

Susan Boyle Accepts Tim Tebow's Marriage Proposal on LIVE TV

TIM TEBOW AND “BRITAIN’S GOT TALENT” STAR SUSAN BOYLE SURPRISE THE WORLD AND GET MARRIED !

WOW ….we didn’t see this one coming.

It seems not only was Demi Moore and Ashton Kucher all verclempt when watching unknow Susan Boyle captivate the world, when she performed Le Miserable song “Dream The Dream”, on popular Brit show “Britain’s Got Talent.”

It appears that University of Florida National Champion and Heisman Trophy winning quarterback Tim Tebow was so overwhelmed that he flew by private jet across the Atlantic to be first in line, to propose to Susan Boyle.

The homely singer, who has never been married nor kissed a human, gleefully accepted Tebow’s  love committment offer. She lept into his burly arms and planted a kiss smack on his lips.

Tebow, who also hasn’t been married, stated that they were going to spend the next two days learning how to kiss, at the Ramada Inn, located in West Lothian, Scotland.

They were last seen hopping into a taxi, giggling all the way to their honeymoon hideaway….not only Dreaming The Dream …but living the dream. They are now making beautiful, sweet music together…

DEVELOPING …

It’s Official ! Tim Tebow Wins Heisman Trophy in New York – Best Football Player on Earth and Gallactic Universe

December 9, 2007

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LANDSLIDE ! Tebow Hoists Heisman Trophy in “Feel Good” Victory. America rejoices and has a new wholesome hero for kids. Cheerios would like him on cereal box.

In Manhattan on Saturday night, history was made. University of Florida sophomore quarterback was chosen to win the prestigious Heisman Trophy winner in a historic fashion. Tebow, the sensational, Christian, compassionate QB sets numerous NCAA records this season.

Jim Kelly Gets Heisman Trophy Winner Tim Tebow’s Autograph – To Sell On eBay !

December 9, 2007


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Jim Kelly (seen above) receiving Tim Tebow’s autograph

NFL Hall of Fame Quarterback Jim Kelly was able to get to the front of the line after the Heisman Award ceremony in New York Saturday night, to receive the first autograph by Heisman Award Winner Tim Tebow. Tebow and Kelly spoke afterwards about the qualities a good quarterback needs to make it to the next level …and played video games in the hotel gameroom.

Tebow Spotted at New York’s Downtown Athletic Club to Pick Up Hardware

December 9, 2007

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Tim Tebow at Heisman Podium Prior to Award Being Presented

University of Florida Sophomore sensation getting ready for the cable broadcast of the Heisman show….Stay Tuned for who is chosen to win the trophy……DEVELOPING

Gator Tebow “Love-Fest” Blazes Across America …and the Middle East !

December 8, 2007

Harold & Kumar Want Tebow To Win Heisman

Harold & Kumar Celebrate with Tim Tebow

Tebow Get “Two Thumbs Way Up” For His Heisman Award !

Seen above is Hollywood powerhouse actor superstars Harold & Kumar with Gator Uber-QB Tim Tebow. Popular actors Harold & Kumar have given “thimbs up” to Tebow winning the Heisman. They celebrated by going to White Castle for dozens of hamburgers, to celenbrate the selection of Tebow for the Heisman.

Humble Tebow is the favorite to win the award. Harold & Kumar have not been so shy about fighting for their quarterback’s chances of winning the award. ..and have spoken to the press whenever requested.

The award is literally hours away from being disclosed. Tune in at 8 PM tonight, for the Heisman results.

Trifecta – Win, Place & Show – Tebow Wins 2 Major Awards on his way to The Heisman Award Ceremony

December 7, 2007

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Tim Tebow holding Maxwell Trophy.

University of Florida Gators Wonder-Boy Tim Tebow captured 2 major NCAA football awards in Orlando on Thursday night, on his way to Manhattan for this weekend’s Heisman Award ceremony. Tebow (seen above) won both the 2007 Maxwell Award AND the 2007 Davey O’Brien National QB Award. It seems as if Tebow will win the Heisman in a landslide after NCAA records for a quarterback. He ran for 22 touchdowns and passed for over 29, to set new precedents for future football players to strive for. Never in the recorded history of NCAA football has a player scored this many touchdowns. Heisman historian Mark Davis of Tampa, Fl stated that “Tebow is a new prototype for playing the quarterback position. He runs like a bruising halfback and passes almost as good as former Gator Great QB. Bob “Snake” Hewko.”

Head Coach Urban Meyer finally broke his silence, by saying “Tim deserves it.”

TIM TEBOW’S AMAZING STATISTICS

PASSING

65.5% passing completion percentage

177.8 passer rating

3,132 passing yards

29 touchdowns

RUSHING

4.3 yards per carry

838 rushing yards

22 touchdowns

AWARDS

2007 Heisman Trophy Candidate

2007 Maxwell Award

2007 Davey O’Briend national quarterback award

2007 Manning Trophy Award candidate

Tune in at 8PM on Saturday, for the Heisman Awards ceremony results.

Even Canadian Hockey Player Wants Tebow to Win Heisman

December 5, 2007

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Ed Burnett, former NHL All-Star selected Tim Tebow for Heisman!

Hockey Night Canada broke a news story Wednesday night that all of Canada agrees with. A poll by Beaver Research Group released to the CBC shows that 89% of Canadians want Tim Tebow to win the Heisman Trophy on Saturday night. The remaining 11% of Canadians polled, don’t even know what football is.

Worldwide press coverage of Tim Tebow crashes Internet.

December 5, 2007

Hollywood Scripts Tebow Life Story For Summer Bloackbuster

Tebow ignites teammates and the Intenet

The talk about Tim Tebow and his winning the Heisman Trophy has created a never before seen online situation. Chat rooms, forums, online social communities and tradition media has seen an explosion if articles, video stories, web blogs and mainstream media covering the “will Tim Tebow in the Heisman” conversation, that it briefly crashed the servers and Cisco routers that control the Internet. AT&T technician Bill Feinberg stated in a press conference held this morning, “We’ve never seen online activity like this. The high-speed routers and communication equipment over heated with data traffic this past week. I personally saw our server hard drives glowing reddish-orange from the heat. We had to bring in special freon based cooling systems to get the system back in a functioning status. I don’t know how long we’ll be able to keep the worldwide Internet up. We’re trying our best.”

Tebow chatter has exploded ever since the Gators beat their Florida State rivals 2 weeks ago. Stay tuned as news develops ……