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BREAKING TIM TEBOW NEWS! Tebow Receives “Shock Absorber” Brain in New Sports Medicine Proceedure. Revolutionizes Concussion Comebacks !

October 10, 2009

BREAKING TIM TEBOW NEWS !

Tim Tebow displays baboon brain to medical interns at UF Shands Hospital

Tim Tebow displays Shock Absorber brain on his way to brain transplant surgery, performed by reknowned surgeon Dr. Walter Smojohowicz

Another medical advancement is being made today.

University of Florida Gators QB Tiom Tebow’s has received brain replacement surgery, known as “Shock Absorber” cranial inversion surgery. Details are coming out from Shands Medical Center, and it seems to be a radical technology advancement between Schutt (manufacturer of football helmets), Nike and General Motors.

Noted brain surgeon Walter Smojohowicz stated that this proceedure should allow Tebow play in the LSU game, but would need to receive fresh hydraulic fluid after the game.

This new technology allows Tebow brain to sit in a blanket of fluid, that will act like a cushion inside his skull, that his brain will be cradled in. According to medical experts, this will allow Tebow to play concussion free for the rest of the Gators football season.

Las Vegas oddsmakers have taken to the news well…the Gators are favored to win the game in Baton Rouge.

Seen below is an X-Ray of Tebow’s bruised brain prior to surgery

DOH! Seen above is the the amazing brain of John Reaves

X-Ray of Tim Tebow's brain after his concussion. Seen in this image is his compacted supercomputer, superhuman, processing data center.

Stay tuned to breaking news on the risky procedure.

DEVELOPING ….

VIDEO: Tim Tebow Caught Dancing With ESPN Erin Andrews Last Night

September 15, 2009

University of Florida Gators handsome Uber QB Tim Tebow is caught dancing the night away with beautiful ESPN sideline reporter Erin Andrews. This top secret and previously unseen video was recorded with security camera’s at the famous “Late Night” nightclub, in Gainesville, FL.

This video confirms rumors that the two were secretly dating.
DEVELOPING …..

It’s Official ! Tim Tebow Wins Heisman Trophy in New York – Best Football Player on Earth and Gallactic Universe

December 9, 2007

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LANDSLIDE ! Tebow Hoists Heisman Trophy in “Feel Good” Victory. America rejoices and has a new wholesome hero for kids. Cheerios would like him on cereal box.

In Manhattan on Saturday night, history was made. University of Florida sophomore quarterback was chosen to win the prestigious Heisman Trophy winner in a historic fashion. Tebow, the sensational, Christian, compassionate QB sets numerous NCAA records this season.

Jim Kelly Gets Heisman Trophy Winner Tim Tebow’s Autograph – To Sell On eBay !

December 9, 2007


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Jim Kelly (seen above) receiving Tim Tebow’s autograph

NFL Hall of Fame Quarterback Jim Kelly was able to get to the front of the line after the Heisman Award ceremony in New York Saturday night, to receive the first autograph by Heisman Award Winner Tim Tebow. Tebow and Kelly spoke afterwards about the qualities a good quarterback needs to make it to the next level …and played video games in the hotel gameroom.

Tebow Spotted at New York’s Downtown Athletic Club to Pick Up Hardware

December 9, 2007

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Tim Tebow at Heisman Podium Prior to Award Being Presented

University of Florida Sophomore sensation getting ready for the cable broadcast of the Heisman show….Stay Tuned for who is chosen to win the trophy……DEVELOPING

Gator Tebow “Love-Fest” Blazes Across America …and the Middle East !

December 8, 2007

Harold & Kumar Want Tebow To Win Heisman

Harold & Kumar Celebrate with Tim Tebow

Tebow Get “Two Thumbs Way Up” For His Heisman Award !

Seen above is Hollywood powerhouse actor superstars Harold & Kumar with Gator Uber-QB Tim Tebow. Popular actors Harold & Kumar have given “thimbs up” to Tebow winning the Heisman. They celebrated by going to White Castle for dozens of hamburgers, to celenbrate the selection of Tebow for the Heisman.

Humble Tebow is the favorite to win the award. Harold & Kumar have not been so shy about fighting for their quarterback’s chances of winning the award. ..and have spoken to the press whenever requested.

The award is literally hours away from being disclosed. Tune in at 8 PM tonight, for the Heisman results.

Trifecta – Win, Place & Show – Tebow Wins 2 Major Awards on his way to The Heisman Award Ceremony

December 7, 2007

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Tim Tebow holding Maxwell Trophy.

University of Florida Gators Wonder-Boy Tim Tebow captured 2 major NCAA football awards in Orlando on Thursday night, on his way to Manhattan for this weekend’s Heisman Award ceremony. Tebow (seen above) won both the 2007 Maxwell Award AND the 2007 Davey O’Brien National QB Award. It seems as if Tebow will win the Heisman in a landslide after NCAA records for a quarterback. He ran for 22 touchdowns and passed for over 29, to set new precedents for future football players to strive for. Never in the recorded history of NCAA football has a player scored this many touchdowns. Heisman historian Mark Davis of Tampa, Fl stated that “Tebow is a new prototype for playing the quarterback position. He runs like a bruising halfback and passes almost as good as former Gator Great QB. Bob “Snake” Hewko.”

Head Coach Urban Meyer finally broke his silence, by saying “Tim deserves it.”

TIM TEBOW’S AMAZING STATISTICS

PASSING

65.5% passing completion percentage

177.8 passer rating

3,132 passing yards

29 touchdowns

RUSHING

4.3 yards per carry

838 rushing yards

22 touchdowns

AWARDS

2007 Heisman Trophy Candidate

2007 Maxwell Award

2007 Davey O’Briend national quarterback award

2007 Manning Trophy Award candidate

Tune in at 8PM on Saturday, for the Heisman Awards ceremony results.

Even Canadian Hockey Player Wants Tebow to Win Heisman

December 5, 2007

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Ed Burnett, former NHL All-Star selected Tim Tebow for Heisman!

Hockey Night Canada broke a news story Wednesday night that all of Canada agrees with. A poll by Beaver Research Group released to the CBC shows that 89% of Canadians want Tim Tebow to win the Heisman Trophy on Saturday night. The remaining 11% of Canadians polled, don’t even know what football is.

Worldwide press coverage of Tim Tebow crashes Internet.

December 5, 2007

Hollywood Scripts Tebow Life Story For Summer Bloackbuster

Tebow ignites teammates and the Intenet

The talk about Tim Tebow and his winning the Heisman Trophy has created a never before seen online situation. Chat rooms, forums, online social communities and tradition media has seen an explosion if articles, video stories, web blogs and mainstream media covering the “will Tim Tebow in the Heisman” conversation, that it briefly crashed the servers and Cisco routers that control the Internet. AT&T technician Bill Feinberg stated in a press conference held this morning, “We’ve never seen online activity like this. The high-speed routers and communication equipment over heated with data traffic this past week. I personally saw our server hard drives glowing reddish-orange from the heat. We had to bring in special freon based cooling systems to get the system back in a functioning status. I don’t know how long we’ll be able to keep the worldwide Internet up. We’re trying our best.”

Tebow chatter has exploded ever since the Gators beat their Florida State rivals 2 weeks ago. Stay tuned as news develops ……

Tim Tebow Sets New NCAA Records to Capture Heisman Trophy

December 3, 2007

Tim Tebow - Dual Threat Quarterback Wins Heisman in a Landslide !

Sophomore Superman Sensation Tim Tebow, the dual threat Quarterback from the University of Florida, is the consensus favorite to win the coveted Heisman Trophy this upcoming weekend in New York.

Tebow is the runaway favorite, after shattering records previously thought unattainable by modern day standards.