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Will Kerwin Bell Be The New Gators Offensive Coordinator ?

December 14, 2009

Kerwin Bell - Gators New Offensive Coordinator?

BREAKING GATOR COACHING RUMORS

Rumors have been circulating in the Southeast that former Gator QB Kerwin Bell is being considered for the Louisville and the University of Florida’s Offensive Coordinator. Many are coveting Bells’ wide open “Shake n’ Bake” offensive strategy.

New Louisville Head coach Charley Strong is very eager to land Bell as his new offensive coordinator, and simultaneously swirling Gator rumors are that Bell will be reunited with his former player Johnny Brantley, who he coached in High School inĀ  Ocala, FL for a record setting offense.

Bell, currently head coach at Jacksonville University has been a hot commodity in the past few days. He has turned around a horrible program at Jacksonville with a wide open offense which he developed over his career in the Canadian Football League, the NFL and college.

He was tutored himself by offensive godfather Steve Spurrier, who was his coach when Bell was the Gators QB.

Many Gator fans grumbled this past year under the offensive leadership of converted Offensive Line coach Steve Addazzio, who put too much responsibility on Tim Tebow, and did not utilize the weapons that he had on offense. The Gator won “ugly” every game…and Gator Nation might’ve been spoiled over the years with wide open offense. It was clear that the Gators missed the playcalling of Dan Mullen, who left to become head coach at Mississippi State and made great improvements on that program in 1 year.

Kerwin Bell and Johnny Brantley - A Match Made In QB-Heaven

WILL BRANTLEY BE REUNITED WITH HIS MUSE …”SHAKE N’ BAKE” OFFENSIVE GURU, COACH KERWIN BELL

Gator nation would like to see Kerwin Bell return to the Gators sidelines and be reunited with his star student Johnny Brantley, to utilize his talents to their full potential next season.

In this regard, this writer agrees.

Hiring Kerwin Bell would be a great addition to the Gators staff.

Get-R-Done

DEVELOPING ….

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Lane Kiffin Must Be The Woman! – Urban Meyer Wins Bet.

September 18, 2009

After getting beaten and humiliated by the Florida Gators, Urban Meyer, Tim Tebow and the water boys…Tennessee Head Football Coach Lane Kifin was forced to dress like his smoking hot wife Layla and join Urban Meyer for his festive victory dance at “The Swamp” ballroom and saloon on University Ave.

Kiffin was further humiliated after this dance, by being forced to dance like a can-can girl by local police officers and homeless people curbside.

Tennessee’s Lane Kiffin and Phil Fulmer Star in New Fall TV Show – “Kiffigans Island”

September 18, 2009

After a 3 hour recruiting trip, University of Tennessee Head coach Kiffin and Phil Fulmer get lost in Appalachia.

Local angry banjo players force Kiffin and Fulmer to dance for their freedom, after getting blasted by the Florida Gators….yet again.

VIDEO: Tim Tebow Caught Dancing With ESPN Erin Andrews Last Night

September 15, 2009

University of Florida Gators handsome Uber QB Tim Tebow is caught dancing the night away with beautiful ESPN sideline reporter Erin Andrews. This top secret and previously unseen video was recorded with security camera’s at the famous “Late Night” nightclub, in Gainesville, FL.

This video confirms rumors that the two were secretly dating.
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